tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

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willsmith420:

gwenelizz:

Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989

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claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

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derivations:

When 2chainz wears more than 2 chains

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richwhiteterror:

i took a personality test apparently im dead

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ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

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lordfarsquaad:

When im dead my new email will be imnot@live.com

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zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

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ashbee11:

theaudacityofswope:

sherlockedforwho:

metatheatre:

bonedust:

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

#SPACE: THE FINAL FRONTIER

I FELL DOWN

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Go home everyone, you lost.

anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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when the smart kid gets a bad grade

when couples at school break up

fights over facebook comments 

girls crying over their school pictures 

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deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

• TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
• YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
• NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

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textpostsrus:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

soft grunge

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yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

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