physical education more like pointless embarrassment
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
I FELL DOWN
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Go home everyone, you lost.
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
when the smart kid gets a bad grade
when couples at school break up
fights over facebook comments
girls crying over their school pictures
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
nothings worse than soft grapes